Why is beer considered a feminine noun and wine masculine?
Everyone in Paris smokes... the pigeons fight for a drag of a discarded butt
No matter where I am headed I feel like a salmon swimming upstream.
A cheap meal for 2 is well north of $50
You see these big burley guys drinking 25cl beers (think a pony bottle on the golf course)
There is something wrong in serving a 25cl Guinness... Why would a friend let you make an ass out of yourself by letting you order a wimpy portion?
10 Euros ($15.00) for a 50cl draft beer? God do I long for the cheap beer prices at Fenway!
You change back to standard time on a Tuesday morning at 2:00 am? Thanks for telling me in the paper... oh wait I don't get Le Monde.. WFT!!
Dogs are rewarded for crapping on the sidewalk..
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